Aug 16, 2019

25 More Jokes & Riddles for Kids

One of the easiest ways to connect with kids is by sharing jokes and riddles.
 
Kids love them.  It can turn a frown into smiles. It can transform grumbles into grins.  It can turn turn complaining into giggling.

Here are 25 joke and riddles for kids.  Grab a few of these and try them out this week.  You'll be amazed at how kids will engage with you.  You can ask them to tell a few they know as well.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!

What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me!

Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You rocket!

What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy.
 
What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow!

Why can’t Elsa have a balloon?
Because she will let it go.

What did the nose say to the finger?
Quit picking on me!

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school.

Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby?
She was a little hoarse.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
He had no body to dance with.

What stays in the corner yet can travel all over the world?
A stamp.

What kind of award did the dentist receive?
A little plaque.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly.

What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh.

Why do porcupines always win the game?
They have the most points.

Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.

What race is never run?
A swimming race.

How does a train eat?
It goes chew chew.

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
Odor in the court.

Where do polar bears keep their money?
A snow bank.

What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck

What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho cheese

Why is a baseball stadium always cool?
It is full of fans

What goes tick-tock and woof-woof?
A watchdog

Why was the broom late 
It overswept

What are some more jokes or riddles you like to tell kids?  Share them with us in the comment so we can use them as well.  Have a fun, impactful weekend.

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