Apr 21, 2017

20 Bible Jokes Kids Will Love


Jokes are a great way to connect with kids.  Here are 20 Bible jokes you can tell kids individually or in a group setting.

Who was the shortest man in the Bible?  Nehemiah (knee-high-miah).

What time of day was Adam created?  A little before Eve.

When was medicine first mentioned in the Bible?  When God gave Moses two tablets.

What kind of car did the disciples drive?  A Honda - it says there were all in one accord.

Who was the biggest sinner in the Bible?  Moses.  He broke all 10 commandments at once,

Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?  David.  He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

When was meat first mentioned in the Bible?  When Noah took Ham into the ark.

How do we know that cars are in the New Testament?  Because Jesus was a car-painter (carpenter).

Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?  Samson.  He brought the house down.

When did they play tennis in the Bible?  When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

How does Paul make his coffee?  Hebrews it.

Who was the smartest man in the Bible?  Abraham.  He knew a Lot.

Who was the fastest runner in the race?  Adam, because he was first in the human race.

What animal could Noah not trust?  Cheetah.

What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?  Floodlights.

Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?  Because they were using "fowl" language. 

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?  Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Who was the 1st surfer in the Bible?  Paul.  In Acts, he "came ashore on a board"!.

Which Bible character had no parents?  Joshua, son of Nun.

Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?  Because Noah was standing on the deck.

Your turn.  What other Bible jokes have you heard or read?  Share them with us in the comment section below.

2 comments:

Too funny. Thanks for all of the joke. I needed a laugh today.

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