May 13, 2016

20 Great Knock Knock Jokes for Kids' Ministry

It's Friday...almost time to head into another exciting weekend in kids' ministry.  I'm pumped, are you?  What a privilege to share God's Word with kids.

It's also important to bring the fun factor to your kids' ministry.  You will hear the sound of laughter in a successful kids' ministry. 

One way to bring laughter is with knock knock jokes.  I like them because they are interactive and kids will usually respond by telling you a knock knock joke they know as well.  Plus you can use them individually with kids or in a large group setting.

Here are some of my favorites that usually bring a smile to a kid's face.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Canoe!
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play with me?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who?
Who who?
Are you an owl?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow
Cow who?
No silly...a cow says moo.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Stop crying and I'll tell you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
God bless you.  Do you need a Kleenex?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I'm happy to see you too.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah any new video games that are good?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream right now if you don't let me in.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger please.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Art.
Art who?
R2-D2.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd stop by.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben hoping I could talk with you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come inside?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alexplain everything once you open the door.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatcha doing and let me in.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita borrow a pencil.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck and won't open.

Your turn.  Share some knock knock jokes you like to tell the kids in the comment section below. 
And have a great weekend in kids' ministry!

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