Apr 18, 2014

You Might Be a Children's Ministry Leader If...

If you have the "Bible App for Kids" on your phone...you might be a children's ministry leader.

If someone has ever said to you, "You're a big kid"...you might be a children's ministry leader.

If you've ever been in a check-out line at Walmart with a shopping cart full of goldfish crackers...you might be a children's ministry leader.

If you've ever watched the Disney Channel...without your kids...you might be a children's ministry leader.

If you've ever yelled at a copier machine on Sunday morning...you might be a children's ministry leader.

If you've ever prayed for a dog, cat, or goldfish to be healed...you might be a children's ministry leader.

If you've ever wiped a booger off a wall...you might be a children's ministry leader.

If you've ever had boxes from Oriental trading stacked in your office...you might be a children's ministry leader.

If you've ever stayed up all night with a group of 5th graders...you might be a children's ministry leader.

If you've ever changed a diaper...and the diaper didn't belong to your child...you might be a children's ministry leader.

If you've ever said the words, "Is big church out yet?" with a desperate tone in your voice...you might be a children's ministry leader.

If you've ever had your arm cramp because of holding up a puppet...you might be a children's ministry leader.

If you've ever laughed when you heard someone from adult ministries say, "Yeah...ministry slows down in the summer" you might be a children's ministry leader.

If you've ever worn a brightly colored t-shirt to church on Sunday morning...you might be a children's ministry leader.

If you've ever baptized someone who was splashing...you might be a children's ministry leader.

If you've ever gotten bitter toward choir members because they've never served in the nursery...you might be a children's ministry leader.

If you've ever oversaw a basketball league where the players all wear shirts that say "Upward"....you might be a children's ministry leader.

If you've ever lead a choir where everyone is under 5 ft. tall...you might be a children's ministry leader.

If you've ever studied your lesson at the stoplights on the way to church...you might be a children's ministry leader.

If you've ever had the church janitor mad at you...you might be a children's ministry leader.

Join the fun...add some more in the comment section below.

4 comments:

If you've ever done the motions to a worship song in "big" church...you might be a children's leader.

If you lose sleep from March thru VBS kickoff in mid-June because you're the VBS director... You must be a Children's Ministries Coordinator... :)

If you lose sleep from March thru mid-June until VBS kicks off...you must be the VBS Director/Children's Ministries Coordinator...:)

This is Awesome! All of the above!

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