Dec 30, 2016

30 Jokes Kids Will Love


A great way to connect with kids is to tell them a joke.  Kids love jokes.  Whether one-on-one or in a large group setting, jokes grab their attention.  When you tell a joke to the child, ask him or her to tell you one in return.  It's a great way to jump start a conversation.

Here's 30 great jokes you can use that kids will love.  Try some of these next time with them.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?  A gummy bear

What do you call a pig who knows karate?  Pork chop

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?  Because she will let it go

What animal needs to wear a wig?  A bald eagle

What do lawyers wear to court?  Lawsuits

Why did the computer go to the doctor?  It had a virus

What do you call a sleeping bull?  Bulldozer

What season is it if you're on a trampoline?  Spring

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?  He had "no body" to go with  

Where do snowmen keep their money?  Snowbanks

What do you say when you lose a wii game?  I want a "wii-match"

How many books can you put in an empty backpack?  One!  After that its not empty!

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?  Odor in the court

What do you call cheese that is not yours?  Nacho Cheese

What music are balloons scared of?  Pop music 

What did the hamburger name his daughter?  Patty

What do you call a bear with no socks on? Bare foot

Where do sheep go to get haircuts?  the Baa Baa shop

What kind of bed does a fish sleep in?  water bed

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?  Nothing - it just waved

Who was the worst man who ever lived?  Moses - he broke all 10 commandments at once

What time of day was Adam created?  a little before Eve

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?  When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court

What animal could Noah not trust?  Cheetah

What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?  Floodlights 

Why did the banana go to the hospital?  Because he wasn’t peeling well

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?  She ran away from the ball 

How does the ocean say hello?  It waves

Why would Snow White make a great judge?  She was the fairest in the land

What’s green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?  Super Pickle  

Your turn.  What are some jokes we can tell kids?  Share them in the comment section below.

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