A great way to connect with kids is to tell them a joke. Kids love jokes. Whether one-on-one or in a large group setting, jokes grab their attention. When you tell a joke to the child, ask him or her to tell you one in return. It's a great way to jump start a conversation.
Here's 30 great jokes you can use that kids will love. Try some of these next time with them.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear
What do you call a pig who knows karate? Pork chop
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go
What animal needs to wear a wig? A bald eagle
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits
Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus
What do you call a sleeping bull? Bulldozer
What season is it if you're on a trampoline? Spring
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had "no body" to go with
Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowbanks
What do you say when you lose a wii game? I want a "wii-match"
How many books can you put in an empty backpack? One! After that its not empty!
What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court
What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho Cheese
What kind of bed does a fish sleep in? water bed
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing - it just waved
Who was the worst man who ever lived? Moses - he broke all 10 commandments at once
What time of day was Adam created? a little before Eve
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court
What animal could Noah not trust? Cheetah
What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark? Floodlights
Why did the banana go to the hospital? Because he wasn’t peeling well
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball
How does the ocean say hello? It waves
Why would Snow White make a great judge? She was the fairest in the land
What’s green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet? Super Pickle
Your turn. What are some jokes we can tell kids? Share them in the comment section below.
