"I don't need to go to the adult service. I get fed in the children's service."
"Numbers don't matter. We're just trying to take the kids we have deeper."
"It's easier to just do it myself."
"Pastor, can you please make an announcement at the end of the service that we desperately need more volunteers for Children's Ministry?"
"I know it's my day off, but I need to work."
"Can you stay over and volunteer for one more service?"
"If I only had a bigger budget..."
"Don't worry about that small detail...the kids won't notice."
"We've always done it this way."