The quickest way for a parent to get their child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
Need to call a family meeting? Turn off your wifi router and watch them coming running.
Raising kids is a walk in the park. But the park is on fire.
Horror movies don't scare me. But 5 missed calls from mom scares me.
Respect your parents. These are the people who provide you with the internet.
It's not only kids who grow. Parents do too.
The one thing kids wear out faster than shoes is parents.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
When you have teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone is glad to see you when you come home.
Relax. Let go. Chill out. Trust them. Show respect. Cherish privacy. Step back. Breathe. Remember you are not a criminal.
I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure my kids took it.
Every parent ever. Where is your other shoe?
Respect your parents. They passed school without Google.
