Time for a little Friday fun. Here's 20 real tweets from dads and moms that describe parenting.
Parenting is a lot like a Tarantino film. Lots of questions and violent screaming. - Charlie
Parenting is telling your kid that they can't eat the red Skittle that fell on the floor because it's dirty and then eating it after they go to bed. -Shawn
90% of parenting is walking around yelling, "Where are your shoes? We're already late! Find your shoes!"
-Lurk at Home
90% of parenting is waiting for the other parent to do something about it. -Ashley
Parenting is basically listening to yourself talk because nobody else is. -Court
My favorite part of parenting is after I drop my kids off at school. I'm kidding. It's after they go to bed. -Draper
Parenting is so easy...said no parent ever! -Scott
Parenting is a journey, except it's traveling from room to room putting away the same toys all day. -Funny Mommy
Parenting is a conglomeration of everything you've never learned. -John
88% of parenting is saying "It's bedtime" 150 times between 8:00 and 9:00 pm every night. -Sardonic
Parenting is an exercise in crisis management. -Jill
90% of parenting is peeling things. -Bunmi
90% of modern parenting is keeping kids away from your smartphone. -Clint
I am saddened by the fact that I am no longer alarmed by my fingers smelling like someone else's poo. -Allana
Parenting is 80% making empty threats and 20% picking up things. -Carbosly
Parenting is 50% love, 20% yelling and 30% unclogging toilets. -Susan
Parenting is juggling chainsaws and wondering why it's so loud and your shoulders are so sore. -Charlie
Teach your kids to never give up and see what happens when you take them to a toy store. -Kalvin
Once you find yourself negotiating with a 4-year-old, you've already lost. -John
I'm proud of my kids, but not ruin the bumper of my car proud. -Stacy
Bottom line...parenting is not easy task. We get the honor of partnering with a parents and equipping them to raise their kids to love Jesus. Doesn't get any better than that!
Make sure the parents in your ministry know you are their biggest fan!
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