Knock knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit it carefully. It's an expensive gift.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Beehive
Beehive who?
Beehive yourself or you will get into trouble.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell. It’s broken.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear one more joke?
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It is raining outside.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Viper
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas pass the butter.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive next door. Hi neighbor!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Iran who?
Iran all the way here!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan someone your own size.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do too!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help right now!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question.
Your turn. Share some knock knock jokes you like to tell the kids in the comment section below.
And have a great weekend in kids' ministry
